Bar None, Dizin, Iran
Published in the Mountain Gazette #108, November 2004.
We sat in the piano bar at Hotel Dizin. In neighboring Iraq,
U.S. forces were anxious to depose Saddam Hussein. It was late
afternoon, and the bright Iranian sun cut through the spacious
windows, illuminating speckles of floating dust.
It had been an incredible day of skiing. In fact, one of our
best. The four of us had boot-packed a 15,000-foot peak and surfed
through knee-deep champagne fluff under the cover of clear-blue
skies. Now, we thirsted for beer in the comfortable piano bar.
But the bartender was nowhere in sight, and a closer inspection
revealed that the bar was caked in dust. As a last resort, we
had ordered chai from the waiter.
Dizin Ski Resort is a relic from the reign
of the Shah who was ousted in 1979 by Ayatollah Khomeini. In
an effort to stamp out après ski, the Ayatollah quickly
outlawed alcoholic beverages, and just to make sure, he also
outlawed skiing. Even if little has changed under the current
leadership of Ayatollah Khameini, at least skiing is legal.
We finished our tea and walked outside. A group of local teenagers
goofed around in the dusty parking lot. One walked towards
us, carrying a mysterious bundle.
"Whisky?" he asked.
I nodded, and he revealed what looked like a recycled brakefluid
container with Russian letters.
"From Chechnya," he added.
Over the next two weeks we drank a lot of chai.
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